chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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