Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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