i think my mom watched the whole time
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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