Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
is it fun? or sober?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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