lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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