I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
