I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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