Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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