I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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