Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Couch. On fire.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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