its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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