Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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