i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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