I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Randomize
