Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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