How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
are you so shy because you have an std?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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