Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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