What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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