so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Randomize