Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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