So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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