Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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