Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Come see our sink grown plant.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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