i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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