thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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