That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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