Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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