Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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