why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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