Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Randomize