I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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