i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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