guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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