No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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