...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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