So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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