rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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