He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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