Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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