yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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