I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
