why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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