Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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