Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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