marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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