i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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