thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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