And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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