from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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