Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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