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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo

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Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought

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I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.

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The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner

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(816): View more from Missouri

I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose

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