love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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