Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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