You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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