Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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