Got a toothbrush?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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