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Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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